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A poem for Beth: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I didn’t know what love meant, until I looked it up in the dictionary.



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The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three.

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I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of Love.

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He told me his last name was Green. “Green?” I asked. “Can you spell that for me? I’m colorblind.

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According to research from punchaguywithglasses.com, homeless people are making as much money as most recent college graduates.

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I am the Anagram of Love. I’m not evil, but I am evol. I guess this also makes me the Palindrome of Love!

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Can you be in love with more than one person and only one person at the same time? Yes, if you’re in love with two clones.

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I want to be a man of mountaintops: to scale the heights, achieve a sublime transcendence, and breathe in the thin air. Transcendence requires suffocation.

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Your pants are unseasonably bitch. I beg your pardon. Excuse me, madam, but you are sitting on my erection.

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Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.

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The elephant’s love for him was a love I have never known – yet always longed to. For why should he be remembered always, and not I?

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I introduced myself thus: “My name is Moscow Moonlove. My friends call me Moss, Cow, Moo, Moon, or Tigerpants.

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A stack of graham crackers represents me as a person: am I a cookie or a cracker? Neither. Both. I’m a crackie.

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What’s said in silence is best viewed in darkness. I learned that while reading a bowl of Alphabet Soup.

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I want to write a song called, “She Bangs.” It won’t be about a sexually loose woman, but rather it will be a knock-knock joke.

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All the letters from A to Z couldn’t express what you mean to me. Not without cloning them and using some over and over

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I sleep with an astronaut’s helmet on my head, just in case I get into a high-speed crash with space during the middle of the night.

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Or maybe nobody can fill that special place in her heart because I was nobody. And the only thing that fills a hole is a hole. And dirt.

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The sky was as blue as orange could get. I love sunsets at noon, and forks disguised as spoons.

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Sometimes life is sad. You can cry in your booze, if you want. I think that’s called a Whiskey Sour.

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It’s not how much you paid, but how much it would cost to replace it that’s important. What is the price of love?

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