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The past is the past. I believe that people can change, under the right conditions (like plastic surgery).

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I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.

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For our fourth date, I said I wanted Italian, and she said she wanted Chinese. We decided to compromise and meet at the movie theater after we’d both eaten.

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Her dad died unexpectedly, so I hid the flowers, because flowers are reminders of spring and life, and also of headstones and death. Also, I hid the flowers because they were for another woman.

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I have thought carefully on how to leave this world, and I have concluded that I should exit the same way I entered: through a vagina. But not my mother’s.

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Agatha loved military men. Actually, she loved men in uniform. And my bowling league outfit used to drive her wild with desire.

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My life is a code within a code, and I’ll crack both like two eggs and eat my existence like an omelet.

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The sunset faded and blended from pink to peach to mango in a smoothie in the sky. For as long as she doesn’t love me, I will love her.

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Napoleon made war like I make love—from a height of about 68 centimeters. (I wear platform shoes while I’m on my knees)

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I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can.

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What did I know of love then? What do I know of love now? I went from mustard to ketchup, but I’m still leading with my hotdog.

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I am the Love Ventriloquist. And if you say I’m not, I’ll say it so it sounds like you said I am.

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I don’t need love. I live in a forest. The quiet is my companion. The cold is my warmth. My heart once suffered from frostbite, but I removed and replaced it with a fuel pump.

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Love is the most pleasurable pain imaginable, and I have experienced more pain-pleasure than a German twin experiencing schadenfreude at the expense of his brother.

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I am my own love story. And I want to tell my love story, from the inside. Just add water and stir.

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Agatha’s love had wings like a penguin. Certainly this was a plus in the cold winter months. But our relationship never really took flight. It was grounded like a 747 minus 748.

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I cut my hair so it looks like I just woke up all the time, so that I can be like, what year is it? I’ve been asleep since the 80s.

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I want to take all the pain of humanity, ball it up into a compressed, black 16-pound sphere, add three holes in a triangular formation to it, and use it to bowl a strike.

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It’s been said that 1 in 4 people have herpes, and everyone has 4 grandparents, so let’s be honest, your grandmother is probably a dirty skank.

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I know how to tell a woman I love her in seventeen syllables or less. I’m not talking about a haiku, I’m talking about grunts from an orgasm.

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Courtiers never look like fools, or engage in hard work if they can’t make it look easy. Conquering the world is a sweaty business, and perspiration always betrays.

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