Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousNobody wants to leave what they know to go either to the unknown, or to grandmother’s house.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousLife is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedible garnishes.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousOne Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle one.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousTaxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and bad liars are good.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousStanding around making ten dollars an hour—that’s what they pay me the big bucks for.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWhen it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof caving in.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me again.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousInsects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckles.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousToraf nods in all seriousness. “Humans eat sand. That’s why they spend so much time on land”.
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