As a person, I have to claim my persona as my own. If I don’t, my clone will do it for me.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousPolitics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you really don’t have any.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI’m so smart that I make everyone around me smarter. I do this by being dumber than everybody.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWhen my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI held her, but that wasn’t enough to hold us together. That’s where the glue came in.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was wrong—20% wrong.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousIn bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWho’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousThe smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWhen the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, coloring outside the lines.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousMy printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have nothing to say?
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousMy writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch up.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious