Quotes of: Serious Keyword

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

An Ideal Husband

Many of our most serious conflicts are conflicts within ourselves. Those who suppose their judgements are always consistent are unreflective or dogmatic.

Justice as Fairness: A Restatement

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.

Rosie Little's Cautionary Tales for Girls

Your problem is a serious lack of imagination. You can’t imagine being different than you are.

The Mason Dixon Line

One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.

Magic Slays

I want that. I want that awful intense and serious unhappiness, cos then I might feel better, and then I might be happy.

The Late Hector Kipling

After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned.

Serious Men

The most serious drawback to the telling-nothing approach is that it made that much more of a mystery of what had happened, and the nature of gossip abhors a vacuum of the unexplained.

Sunshine

But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious." "Yeah, because I'm an idiot.

Sunrise Point

I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off my scalp.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I’ve had a stressful day, and I need something stronger than beer. Somebody fetch me a bodybuilder. Check the cooler in the garage.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best.


Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he doesn’t talk much.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Even if I worked in the corruption capital of the world, Washington DC, I wouldn’t be a whistleblower. I’m more into flutes.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as long as people believe they need politicians.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the quickest solution of your life.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

If you strip away my flowery language, you’ll figure out I’m really talking about bees.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious