I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI don’t like rejection. One jection is enough for me. No need to give it to me again.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousInsects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckles.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousI love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWe Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.
The Persian BoyHe was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.
The Paris WifeAnd I know I need to invite him over for dinner, because there's no question. This is serious.
Time Between UsFor the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.
The Art of Worldly Wisdom