Quotes of: Serious-issues Keyword

If you want to find dirt on me, wait until after I’m dead and buried.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a unicycle on my forehead.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.

The Super Spud Trilogy

Sometimes, I think the best kind of poem is one in which there is an acute balance between what is humorous and that which is very serious. That balance is very hard to strike. But it can be done.

N. Scott Momaday

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Oliver Reed

Some people have this impression of me: 'Boy, he's always so serious on the field. Football. Football. Football.'

Peyton Manning

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm way more of a joker than I am a serious person.

Queen Latifah

I don't mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have.

Russell Brand

I went out with people, but never anything too serious. It wasn't that easy. Now it's something I'm really looking forward to.

Rupert Grint

In the heat of an argument I sometimes resort to thumb-sucking. It's hard to have a serious fight when someone's sucking their thumb.

Richelle E. Goodrich

When that second airplane hit the building, we all changed. We need to get back to some serious thinking.

Steven Tyler

Oh, I was super serious about practicing and rudiments, and still am. I still have all my books.

Travis Barker

You can become very serious as a parent. That's got to be fought against.

Tom Hodgkinson

When a conservative praises a liberal as 'morally serious,' he means that person is less liberal than most.

Timothy Noah