Quotes of: Serious-issues Keyword

Life is made up of only one thing: the now. The past and the future could be considered dreams, if only they were as real. At least a dream is in the now.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her thoughts and the innermost parts of her body.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s where the government is storing all my clones.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

After a few years of not talking, I tried reaching out to my father, but by that time he was already a few inches beyond my outstretched fingers.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I’d like to write a screenplay about my grandpa, and I’d like my future grandson to play the part. Talk about a mindfuck!

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

A great gift would be a map full of evacuation routes for the city, subtly telling the recipient to get the hell out of town.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar and Jason. (One of which I keep chained up in my freezer).

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to let them know that they need to know. However, what they need to know, I do not know.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Life is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle to keep their money.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints on his fingerprints.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my basement, where I left them a few minutes ago.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream.  

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

If my skull were made of glass, I wouldn’t want you to see my thoughts, so I’d fear going bald.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I don’t have to extend my hand to greet you. A wink can reach across the room. And a wink in a telescope can stretch across the universe.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

Spiritual work is taxing work, and men are loath to do it. Praying, true praying, costs an outlay of serious attention and of time, which flesh and blood do not relish.

Power Through Prayer

He considered his disposition as of the sort which must suffer heavily, uniting very strong feelings with quiet,serious, and retiring manners, and a decided taste for reading and sedentary pursuits.

Persuasion