Graduation Speaker: High school is like the training wheels for the bicycle of real life. It is a time when young people can explore different fields of interest and hopefully learn from their experiences. In coming to terms with my own personal setb...
Randy: You want to know the truth? Lt. Col. Frank Slade: You got a handle on that, do you, Randy? Randy: He was an asshole before. Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Whoo-ah! Randy: Now all he is is a blind asshole. Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Whoo-ah. Randy: Hey, God'...
We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, and dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at T.V. W...
I confess I do not believe in time. I like to fold my magic carpet, after use, in such a way as to superimpose one part of the pattern upon another. Let visitors trip. And the highest enjoyment of timelessness―in a landscape selected at random―is...
This is why being broken is so beautiful: being broken means you have cracks for love and light to shine through, gaps for the Godiverse to burrow and bloom, space to move from who you are to who you will become.
I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflict, and when I do a comedy, you know, I've found that, like, romantic comedy is the trickiest one, because often it's neither: it's not romantic and it...
Habit is the sixth sense that dominates the other five.
Humor is tragedy plus time.
I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor.
Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.
When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.
I just am a snob when it comes to humor.
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
Good health and good sense are two great blessings.
Women and wine rid a man of his common sense.
The evolution revolution is here. Global sense makes common sense.
Humor is heartbreak in reverse.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
I can't not put humor in a book.
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
