That’s what you people do, isn’t it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.
AfterlifeI sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
Steven WrightI guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.
Lee IacoccaI'm competitive, so I don't like to feel marginalized by the people who sell a lot of records.
Liz Phair