Quotes of: Selling Keyword

1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. Months? Depends on how much love you throw in for free.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Awesome is a substance I sell in times of peace. And despair. It’s slippery and smells like freedom, so do not attempt to apply it anally. That advice is mostly directed at politicians.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I know sex sells. I also know gametes are sex cells. Her and I had chemistry together, and that’s just biology.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the applesauce in a grocery store. You can eat the praise you didn’t earn, but did pay for.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On sale Today through Labor Day.)


This Book is Not FOR SALE

I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Time is a manmade concept, introduced just to sell more clocks. And I haven’t bought into the idea, which is why I am late for love.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too many customers complained I was making them look “too fat.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away).

This Book Has No Title

I put out the Gary call, but only two Gregs and a Susan came. Oh well, if they don’t want to snuggle, I suppose I’ll just sell my surplus supply.

Xazaqazax

I’ll sell you a whole half for half price, but that 50% price only has a half-life of a half a day. I’m only doing this because I’m a wholesome guy.

Xazaqazax

If you try to buy my body, I’ll sell you my shadow. My shadow would make a great day laborer, because it’s solar powered.

Xazaqazax

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.

Zombies Don't Cry

Ronald Reagan's legacy is deeply misunderstood because there are political actors in America who, for several reasons, have privately held agendas that they want to sell to the American public in the most appealing way possible. They often find the b...

Eugene Jarecki

I always told people in the private sector, 'You can be the smartest person in the world, you can have the very best ideas, but if you can't sell them and you can't get other people to work with you, you're not going to succeed.'

Henry Paulson

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Jenna Morasca

Creativity is much better when it's free. Someone can take it and sell it if that's what it needs, and from that standpoint, you have to have a label. If you could make your music and just give it away and somehow make a living - that would be the be...

Matthew Sweet

Ottolenghi sells lots of delicious sweet things, but my daily addiction is their unbelievable dark chocolate salted caramel biscuits. They're the best things in the world - I go through half a packet every night. I bring them out after pudding at din...

Trinny Woodall

In a fit of pique, I said to my agent, 'I'm going to write something you can sell.' The idea was to write a straight page-turner, with no literary conceits.

Glen Duncan