When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
Stephen FryFox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.
Keith OlbermannI hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
Lenny BruceAn NBA game in L.A., the Lakers - I'm a Clipper fan - it's to be seen as much as seeing the game.
Larry KingI've seen where teams pay to get a player, like when Los Angeles paid to get Wayne Gretzky.
Mike Comrie