The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.
Penn JilletteThe only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
Shirley KnightI dated an IRS agent, and I cheated on her. Not with a woman, but on my taxes.
At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.