The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Lenny BruceFirst, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
Marion BarryYou have exactly 10 seconds to change that look of disgusting pity, into one of enormous respect!
Max BialystockSamuel Johnson said a second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience,” Kirkland said.
Mary Jo Putney