Quotes of: Second-city Keyword

Marvin Dorfler: [after Mosely takes his cigarettes for the second time] Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us.

Midnight Run

Capt. Jack Aubrey: This is the second time he's done this to me. There will not be a third.

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Max Bialystock: You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!

The Producers

The Second Mrs. de Winter: I've been thinking... Maxim de Winter: Now why would you want to go and do that for?

Rebecca

[after the fire drill] Chas: Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp.

The Royal Tenenbaums

Milt Shaw: Forget second billing. Ray Charles headlines at a thousand per or no deal. [pause] Milt Shaw: Terrific.

Ray

[last lines] William Somerset: Hemingway once wrote, "The world's a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Se7en

Ben Thomas: [From trailer] In seven days, God created the world. And in seven seconds, I shattered mine.

Seven Pounds

Terrence: [after singing and a few seconds of silence] Suck my balls

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Sergeant: [about the second present Andy opens ] It's... it's bedsheets! Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

Toy Story

Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

Toy Story

Natalie Keener: Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?

Up in the Air

Major John Smith: [to Schaeffer] In your own idiom, you're a 'punk'. And a pretty second rate punk at that.

Where Eagles Dare

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Jon Lovitz

I was the second of six kids. I wouldn't say we were poor; we had no money. That's different.

Martha Stewart

Making money, it seems, is all about the velocity of moving it around, so that it can exist in Hong Kong one moment and Wall Street a split second later.

Richard Dooling

Certainly we're going to continue to see those commercials that I call 30-second drive-by shootings. And they're going to have a lot of money to do it. But we're going to combat it.

Tom Barrett

Habit is a second nature which prevents us from knowing the first, of which it has neither the cruelties nor the enchantments.

Marcel Proust

It is impossible for any number which is a power greater than the second to be written as a sum of two like powers. I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain.

Pierre de Fermat

One of the problems with organized religion is that it has always kept women in a second-class position. They have been viewed as the daughters of Eve.

Hugh Hefner

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Louis C. K.