[Ed just killed a man believed to be the second rapist] Bobby: That's him? I mean... he wasn't just some guy out hunting, was it? Ed: [shouts] You tell me!
Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
Dr. King Schultz: I wish to parlez with you. Dicky Speck: Speak English. Dr. King Schultz: Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me. it *is* a second language.
J.M. Barrie: [watching George react to the knowledge that his mother is seriously ill] Magnificent. The boy is gone. In the last 30 seconds... you became a grown-up.
George Llewelyn Davies: [as Prince George, to J.M. Barrie] This is Jack. Second in line to the throne. And that one's Michael. He's only five. Michael Llewelyn Davies: And I'm in prison for it.
Anna: Olaf! You're melting! Olaf: Some people are worth melting for. [begins to melt, grabs his face to stay up] Olaf: Just... maybe not right this second.
[second title card] Title Card: "I not only think that we will tamper with Mother Nature, I think Mother wants us to." - Willard Gaylin
Danny Butterman: What's it like being stabbed? Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life Danny Butterman: [nodding] What's the second most painful?
Clarence: I'm Clarence Oddbody, AS2. George Bailey: Oddbody... Hey, what's an AS2? Clarence: Angel, Second Class. [the bridgekeeper, overhearing it, falls backwards in his chair completely spooked]
Jareth: Well, what have we here? Hoggle: Oh, uh, nothin'. Jareth: [removing his disguise at the last second] Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Mike: Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!
Pappy O'Daniel: Furthermore, in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, these boys is gonna be my *brain* trust. Delmar O'Donnell: What's that mean, Everett?
Roger De Bris: Wait! This is a decision that could effect my entire life! I shall have to think about it. [pauses for one second] Roger De Bris: I'll do it.
Capt. Richard N. Jenson: They haven't spotted our positions yet. Patton: They will get some education in about 10 seconds when they get a dose of our artillery fire.
[first lines] First police officer: Get up, get up. Mixed up in that beating on 12th street, huh? Second police officer: No. Plain drunkenness.
Mario Delani, hairdresser: [holding Ann's long hair] All off? Princess Ann: All off. Mario Delani, hairdresser: [seconds later] Are you sure? Princess Ann: Yes!
[pointing a gun at Bond] Donald "Red" Grant: The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you KISS MY FOOT!
[first lines] Morzeny: [after Grant kills a look-a-like Bond] Exactly one minute, fifty-two seconds. That's excellent.
Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
[Kenny has just appeared for the second time] Cartman: [not cursing to avoid getting shocked by V-chip] Son of a gun! Heck!
