Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
Brian: Screw Maximilian! Sally: I do. Brian: So do I. Sally: You two bastards! Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?
Rob: If you *really* wanted to screw me up, you should've gotten to me earlier.
Cameron Winklevoss: [to Tyler Winklevoss and Divya Narendra about Zuckerberg] Screw it! Let's gut the friggin' nerd!
Nash: You wanted to see if I was crazy and would screw everything up if I actually won.
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.
Sad songs screw us up. They tell us how to feel, they make it seem so real.
Screw you, I don't hate you I just don't find any good reason to like you.
There's this party tomorrow night. The client with all the ex-husbands is throwing it, and I've got to go. I know it's last minute, and that Fridays are really busy for you. I'm also sure it's going to be boring. Anyway, if you can't go, I completely...
There are boys lying awake, hating themselves. There are boys screwing for the right reasons and boys screwing for the wrong ones. There are boys sleeping on benches and under bridges, and luckier unlucky boys sleeping in shelters, which feel like sa...
Nemo Nobody aged 118: I've got nothing to say to you. I'm Mr. Nobody, a man who doesn't exist. Young journalist: Do you remember what the world was like before telemerization? Quasi-immortality? What was it like when humans were mortals? Nemo Nobody ...
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.
There are no supermoms. Eventually, you just have to hope your kid survives all your parental screw-ups.
How was I supposed to know ‘lucked out’ means ‘I got screwed over’ in Australian?
Government shouldn't try to dictate what art looks like or what it portrays. Last thing we want is government screwing it up, which is what they would do.
I think we're seriously screwed when the men with guns decided to help the bad guys.
Screw the right thing to do. What do you want to do?
My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
