Quotes of: Scissors Keyword

Authentic kindness has a power greater than rock, paper and scissors combined.

Toni Sorenson

When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.

Dirty Cop

One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.

Gone Girl

Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth

Running with Scissors

Only a retard tries to cut something with the handle of a pair of scissors. Well, only a retard or a politician, but the two are synonymous. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.

Richard O'Brien

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

The Hangover

Miss Stephanie Crawford: There's a maniac lives there and he's dangerous... I was standing in my yard one day when his Mama come out yelling, 'He's killin' us all.' Turned out that Boo was sitting in the living room cutting up the paper for his scrap...

To Kill a Mockingbird

For chat-room tyros who expect to make their first million day-trading by age 27, paging through the Sunday newspaper with a pair of scissors just to save a couple of cents on Cheetos seems so, well, old economy.

Alex Berenson

Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.

Running with Scissors

Love rocks. Stones also rock. I wish I could scissors paper my way into your heart.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Jeff Foxworthy

Cicadas, buckling and unbuckling their stomach muscles, yield the sound of someone sharpening scissors. Fall field crickets, the thermometer hounds, add high-pitched tinkling chirps to the jazz, and their call quickens with warm weather, slows again ...

Diane Ackerman

I am as I am, and that's all there is to it, I can hardly take a pair of scissors to myself, and cut out a different person...

Franz Kafka

John: [cuts tailor's tape measure with scissors and in girly voice] I now declare this bridge open!

A Hard Day's Night

Jayden: Yep, I know the rules: no belts, no razors, no scissors, no fucking freedom. Grace: No cussing. Jayden: Shit, I forgot about that one.

Short Term 12

A loan is the scissors of friendship. A man's own tongue may cut his throat. The cage has no value without the bird.

The Dermis Probe

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Alice: "I do. Excellent.

Breaking Dawn

I’m so silent I can hardly hear myself think. But that’s why I bought the scissors and the condom.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

I never aspired to be in a band, but being onstage is a very cool feeling. It's like you're the lord of the room. It's hard to croon and run around doing big scissor kicks while also trying to play, though. I'm still mastering that.

Robert Sheehan

Our children will outwit us if they want; for when it comes to technology, they hold the higher ground. Unlike other tools passed carefully and ceremonially from one generation to the next - the sharp scissors, the car keys - this is one they underst...

Nancy Gibbs