Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
For some reason the most devoted mapheads seem to be kids.
Kids need somewhere to go, so they're not bored on the street.
'Rugrats' was my favorite cartoon growing up as a kid.
It's very rewarding if I make a difference to a kid.
I was a short, chubby kid, pretty shy.
No matter what happens, I'm going to protect my kid.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
I was the one in charge of the kids growing up.
Maybe it's okay to be a kid once in a while.
I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.
Since I was a kid, he's told me to learn from his mistakes.
Kids: they dance before they learn “there is anything that isn’t music. ” —William Stafford
I just want to make lunches and organize my kids' playroom.
Ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to be an actor.
So many people have so much trouble having kids.
The ugly truth is it's the spineless parents who parade their undisciplined children around like royalty that make people dislike kids.
When Obama came to power, there was a lot of talk about a post-racial America.
It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too.
