Why can't we repeat 8th grace five times and call that a high school education?
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
I really want to go back to school and finish up my sociology degree.
In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute.
Coming into high school, it's scary. You don't know which group to be in, and I can't stand that it's so cliquey.
I started in high school and then I went onto professional training after that.
Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
I was a jazz major in high school, in an all-jazz band. No matter what I do, it features my musical influences.
I go on and off home-school and regular school, but the kids don't treat me any differently because they've all known me forever.
In high school I had sex with girls quite a few times. They were straight women who I convinced to jump in the sack with me.
A friend in power is a friend lost.
This life's hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
Christmas is a time for families.
I was in charge. Of it all. All the time. For ever.
A friend to kill time is a friend sublime.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Suddenly, my friend's daughters are becoming my best friends. I have so many 12-year-old girlfriends.
My mind has been both my best friend and my worst enemy.
Somewhere in my callow, misspent youth, I was smart enough to marry my best friend.
If you have a friend, things are better than if you didn't have a friend.
