My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other StoriesA wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Didn't anyone ever teach you that it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission?
A Love Story Starring My Dead Best Friend