Quotes of: Says Keyword

Does fiction, artistic writing, have much of a future? I must say it's on the way out.

John Updike

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.

Ari Graynor

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

Jack Whitehall

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.

Lorrie Moore

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Deen

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Roseanne Barr

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

Zooey Deschanel

On Sunday morning, I'm not nervous... I can't wait to tell what God wants me to say.

Charles Stanley

We're in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment, the state legislature has more to say than God.

Ed Koch

I say three prayers every night to make sure that God knows I thank him so much.

Jackie Evancho

When we say yes to the grace of God, we are learning how to die.

Joni Eareckson Tada

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

Leslie Nielsen

I guess you could say I've been writing all my life.

Anthony Doerr

The quickest way to become troubled is to be concerned with what people are gonna say about your life and your work.

Ahmad Jamal

I can pretty much say all of us know when 'Downton' is going to end. This is a show with a finite life.

Brendan Coyle

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Bam Margera

I can't really say how big the cult is. But I'm proud of it. I'm proud that it has a life.

Bob Odenkirk

I certainly wouldn't say that my life is a disaster, but there have been moments where I've felt like that.

Duncan Sheik

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.

Eric Idle

Actors don't need a lot of talk beyond the first few sentences. They may say they don't draw on their own life, but all actors do.

Edoardo Ponti

People always say a script will be 'brought to life in a magical way,' but for me that has been proven wrong time and time again.

Ginnifer Goodwin