Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
You'd have to be daft as a brush to say you didn't like Pink Floyd.
I'm always saying I won't get involved with an actor again, but then I realize how silly that is. The men I meet most often are actors.
Juno MacGuff: You're quite the sellout, Mark. I mean... what would the Melvins say?
Prison life, fortunately, I spent a lot of years, about 18 years with other prisoners, and, as I say, they enriched your soul.
I've got to be right on top of the action, or else all those people watching the game will say, 'This guy's not very good.'
It's a place I'll always remember, and I have nothing bad to say about New England. I love that place.
For the longest time in Denmark I didn't want to say what I was politically. I thought it was irrelevant.
The thing that is uncomfortable is when people kind of stare for a long time and point. That gets weird. I'd much prefer someone to come up to me and say something.
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.
I'd say there was a fair amount of skepticism at the time about whether the Internet held any promise. And of course I felt that it did.
My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.
Like a lot of freelance cartoonists, when any opportunity like that comes along, I have a hard time saying no, whether it makes sense or not.
I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize.
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
For a long time, I can't say I was one who really enjoyed acting. I was always censoring it, or editing it, or analyzing it, rather than just going with it.
Everyone says romance goes flying out the window when you've been together for an X amount of time. I think it's all up to you.
I say I have a midlife crisis every time I start and finish a record.
I'd say I was a tomboy... I took wood shop in high school and I was very into volleyball and football, and was very unaware of anything girly for a long time.
I wouldn't say anything is impossible. I think that everything is possible as long as you put your mind to it and put the work and time into it.
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.
