Sometimes the simplest solution out of conflict is becoming someone’s friend, instead of saying goodbye forever.
Silence make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying, but the never needing to say that counts.
I could never be on stage on my own. But puppets can say things that humans can't say.
I was quiet. If I really wanted to say something, I would. I just wasn't interested in saying anything.
I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
Unless someone truly has the power to say no, they never truly have the power to say yes.
Being a fan of someone's show and the way they still hold a family together doesn't mean I am OK with all they say.
They're trying to kill me before I'm dead. I come to Quebec to spend some time with my family and they say I'm dead.
Lots of small business men have been contacting me to say they wish they had the nerve to say what I said.
Now, I know there are many Americans who say, 'Get out of Afghanistan. Bring 'em all home.' And there are others who say, 'Put in hundreds of thousands of more.'
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?
People come up to me all the time who saw Dad in 'Oklahoma!' or 'Pajama Game,' and they say they'll never forget it.
When clients come to my design agency and say 'I want to be the Apple of this or that,' we say 'Okay, are you ready to be the Steve Jobs?' Few are up to the task.
As great minds have the faculty of saying a great deal in a few words, so lesser minds have a talent of talking much, and saying nothing.
The conventional wisdom is that people come to the United States, and immigration is so great, and they say, 'America, what a great country.' And a lot of that is true.
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I don't know what goes on behind my back... I always feel like, if you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
It could achieve a lot if everyone in Burma could stop saying something is good if it is not good, or say something is just if it is not just.
Of every ten persons who talk about you, nine will say something bad, and the tenth will say something good in a bad way.
Look, all administrations, all governments lie, all officials lie and nothing they say is to be believed. That's a pretty good rule.
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
