No, I care more about what God knows than what man says.
They are always saying God loves us. If that's love I'd rather have a bit of kindness.
If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.
I say, don't try to fight your own battles because God will do it.
What is it about a baby bump that makes people feel it's okay to say things like, 'God! You are big!'
I agree completely with my son James when he says 'Internet is like electricity. The latter lights up everything, while the former lights up knowledge'.
Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge? And in any case, how could physicians make sense of it?
Say what you will about the leadership of 'SNL,' they have crafted an institution as opposed to just running a show. I don't think that's by accident.
I enjoy people who aren't afraid to say what they mean. It makes life so much easier!
I'm always surprised when some director says, 'When I saw this film, that changed my life.' I don't have that.
I hold an office in trust, not a title. I don't want to say it's a kamikaze approach to life, but it's ingrained.
Hallucinatory - that's just the way everyday life is, in Colombia. All the time, you say to yourself, did I just see that?
Your success story is a bigger story than whatever you're trying to say on stage. Success makes life easier. It doesn't make living easier.
A person that says, 'Losing is not difficult,' I don't even want to be around that person. And obviously, that person has never won anything relevant in their life.
I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.
Publication in 'The New Yorker' meant everything, and it's no exaggeration to say that it changed my life.
I mean, there's chemistry in life and there's acting chemistry. I'm not saying they're the same thing, but they're as mysterious.
I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I've known in my life. That's just the truth.
You know, I might get married at 50 or 60, when it actually means something to say 'for the rest of my life.'
Looking back at my life's voyage, I can only say that it has been a golden trip.
When people ask me silly questions about my private life, I just say, I don't discuss that.