Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed.
Howard NemerovPeople say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.
Steve Carell'I realize they say we are 'wacko' and 'out there, but we are the most rational of all.
Brigitte BoisselierPeople say, 'Oh, politics is so polarized today,' and I'm thinking... '1861, that was polarized.'
P. J. O'Rourke