I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.
They can say I have an opinion about something.
A character is as much about what you do as what you say.
I have written two nonfiction books, I'm embarrassed to say.
People are usually afraid to say what's on their mind.
I go into a movie sort of saying what it's not going to be.
As the saying goes, I want to be the best-looking corpse there is.
People are always surprised when I say that I'm an atheist.
You clutch your comfortable excuses, saying, .
I'm a politician. What I say is not holy writ.
I don't like to say where I'll be in 10 years.
Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.
Men should only believe half of what women say. But which half?
Anyone who says there isn't pressure to look good as an actor in L.A. is lying.
We have to establish time boundaries and learn how to say no.
I would say if you are going to party, show up on time to work.
I say that I get paid to travel, and I play the shows for free.
Children say that people are hung sometimes for speaking the truth.
Matthias: Crucifixion's a doddle. Centurion: Don't keep saying that.
John: Say hello to Trotsky!
Sgt. O'Neill: What do ya say there LT?
