I don't hate redheads! The millionaire men - wealthy men - never pick them. Every time I offer them they say no. I could say the most gorgeous redhead in the world and they'll say no, they don't want it. Now if you ask an Irish guy in Ireland, he say...
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
I have spent a lot of time in the art world, and I guess I do listen to how people speak. I'm interested in what they say and how they say it.
Too many people say something when they really have nothing to say.
When it has finished saying it, it no longer is. The longer it is in saying it, the more it can say it at length, the more slowly it melts, the better quality it is.
The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.
What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists, is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause, but what they say about their opponents.
Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.'
When I was in college, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now you can say them, but you can't say 'girl.'
People say you can't go out and eat with your players. I say why not.
I am a laptop boy. People say: 'Where's your studio?' I say: 'It's in my laptop, in my rucksack.'
There are people who have tremendously important things to say, but they say it so poorly that nobody would ever want to read it.
They say win it.. I say win it.. Life is NOT only about winning but sometimes its also about pausing and feeling it
It is good to say something beautiful; it is even better to say something right; but saying a right thing beautifully, that is the best!
Act NOW on those ideas! As they say, you snooze you lose. Or as I say, if you BEGIN you WIN.
We conservatives don't have a corner on saying 'no'. We're just the ones who say it when it's the right thing to say.
I see no conflict whatsoever between Christianity and good business practices. People say you can't mix business with religion. I say there's no other way.
Americans are gathering the courage to just say no. We are saying no to addictive consumer lifestyles. We are saying no to wars and corporate takeover and the IMF loans that gobble up people and their resources.
But I don't want anybody to say have the right to say well if you bloody Brits don't like it go home. And they have the right to say that if you haven't become a citizen.
To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves and plunge both hands into life up to the elbows. It is easy to say no, even if saying no means death.
