The end of the pig is the beginning of the sausage.
The dog's kennel is no place to keep a sausage.
The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
There are simple remedies for sausages that are too long.
The Latin word for sausage was botulus, from which English gets two words. One of them is the lovely botuliform, which means sausage-shaped and is a more useful word than you might think. The other word is botulism. Sausages may taste lovely, but it'...
I've fried my sausage in better pans than these.
He talks like a sausage without the fat.
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
Everything has an end -- except a sausage, which has two.
Most people like short prayers and long sausages.
You cannot tie up a dog with a chain of sausages.
I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.
The cat which did not reach the sausage said: Anyhow it is Friday.
If you don't want to be hung yourself, blame the dog for stealing the sausage.
At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now.
Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie? Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish. Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.
The heart of a man may be compared to a sausage; no one can tell exactly what's inside.
I make love like I make sausages. And I don’t make sausages. At least not myself. I pay someone to make it for me. And sometimes I even pay for the sex that I’m paying someone else to make for me.
Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian. Alex: You're a what? Jonathan: I don't eat meat. Alex: How can you not eat meat? Jonathan: I just don't. Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat meat. Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What? Alex: No me...
Tadas was sent to the principal today," announced Jonas at dinner. He wedged a huge piece of sausage into his small mouth. "Why?" I asked. "Because he talked about hell," sputtered Jonas, juice from the plump sausage dribbling down his chin. "Jonas, ...
[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even the start of a scream. He had been practicing on giant sausages all the afternoon and had the movem...
