Quotes of: Saturday-night-live Keyword

Shake: It's not my fault. Norm: What? Shake: I'm not taller than you are. You're smaller than I am.

A Hard Day's Night

[Having makeup applied] George: Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?

A Hard Day's Night

John: [cuts tailor's tape measure with scissors and in girly voice] I now declare this bridge open!

A Hard Day's Night

John: He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!

A Hard Day's Night

T.V. Director: Get me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers. I see it all now, it's a plot... a plot...

A Hard Day's Night

Dean McCoppin: Oh, hey, I know you. Squirrel boy. Hogarth Hughes: Uh, Hogarth. Dean McCoppin: By night known as Hogarth.

The Iron Giant

King Westley: [after Ellie runs away from their wedding] What happened? Alexander Andrews: I haven't the slightest idea.

It Happened One Night

Danker: Oh, I see, young people in love are never hungry.

It Happened One Night

Dick Stensland: We'll do the town one night... on me. Bud White: I'll bring my wallet, just in case.

L.A. Confidential

[before his 111th birthday party] Bilbo: Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Duke: You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?

Moulin Rouge!

Ed Crane: Doris and I went to church once a week. Usually Tuesday night. Bingo Caller: B-9. I-29.

The Man Who Wasn't There

Oogie Boogie Man: I am the shadow on the moon at night / Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Paris Driver: Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses? Blind Woman: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.

Night on Earth

Max Bialystock: Listen. Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer. Why? Franz Liebkind: It's that L.S.D., und his verdampter "babies"!

The Producers

Dot: You gotta get 'em dip-tet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision

Raising Arizona

Reporter: Where did you get the name, "The Italian Stallion"? Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner.

Rocky

Pat Sr.: [upon arriving at the hotel and seeing the professional dancers on the night of the competition] Holy shit. Is this Dancing with the Stars?

Silver Linings Playbook

Red: [narrating] His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.

The Shawshank Redemption

Billy Ray Valentine: [watches cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?

Trading Places

[last lines] Evey Hammond: No one will ever forget that night and what it meant for this country. But I will never forget the man and what he meant to me.

V for Vendetta