[It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus,] is a fun read and a twist on Christmas, because it does involve Santa Claus and Jesus, and it doesn’t say that Santa Claus is bad, but it’s the child explaining to Santa Claus the true reason for the season ...
The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real. (2) Santa isn't real. (3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Kevin McCallister: Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second? Santa Claus: Yes, but make it quick. Santa's got a little get together he's late for. Kevin McCallister: Okay. I know you're not the real Santa Claus. Santa Claus: [his beard is pulle...
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Sant...
You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
