The three phases of Santa belief: (1) Santa is real. (2) Santa isn't real. (3) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
[It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus,] is a fun read and a twist on Christmas, because it does involve Santa Claus and Jesus, and it doesn’t say that Santa Claus is bad, but it’s the child explaining to Santa Claus the true reason for the season ...
Kevin McCallister: Santa, hold on. Can I talk to you for a second? Santa Claus: Yes, but make it quick. Santa's got a little get together he's late for. Kevin McCallister: Okay. I know you're not the real Santa Claus. Santa Claus: [his beard is pulle...
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
Jack Skellington: Forgive me, Mr. Claus. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday. Santa: Bumpy *sleigh*-ride... Jack. Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to *her*. [points to Sally] Santa: She's the...
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12!
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Man in Line for Santa: Young man. Hey, kid! Just where do you think you're going? Ralphie: Going up to see Santa. Man in Line for Santa: The line ENDS here. It begins THERE. [Points to the very end of a very long line]
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Santa Claus: Come on up on Santa's lap, here's a wet one. And what's your name little boy? And what do you want for Christmas, Billy? A toy truck? Get him off my lap and get my a towel. [Billy is pushed down the slide] Santa Claus: Oh, I hate the sme...
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
