I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Whoever claims any right that he is unwilling to accord to his fellow-men is dishonest and infamous.
The Liberty of Man, Woman and ChildThis is my doctrine: Give every other human being every right you claim for yourself.
The Liberty of Man, Woman and ChildPhysical reality is one of the biggest horror movies of all, and you know how we love horror movies.
The Lazy Man's Guide to EnlightenmentIt was not only that he was a great man, but, oh, there was such fun in being led by him.
The Lion's Pride: Theodore Roosevelt and His Family in Peace and WarI'm a bad man. I need to understand the past. It illuminates the present.
Swords & Dark Magic: The New Sword and SorceryAnd everyone lived happily, thought maybe not completely honestly, ever after. The End.
The Stinky Cheese Man: And Other Fairly Stupid Tales