I used to walk to the Washington Monument from North L Street Northwest. And I was so hungry at times, I would stop and look into the trash cans, and if there was a half a sandwich, I would take that sandwich and eat it. It was just a matter of survi...
EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich!
It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches.
Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.
A brick and a blanket could be used as characters in a story full of clever dialogue, such as: Brick: I checked everywhere, and it’s not where I last left it. Did you touch my penis sandwich? Blanket: What? Eww no, why would I touch your peni...
I had a dream about you. I was trying to dissect love like it was a frog, and you were trying to dissect a frog like it was love. I said we should team up and have sex, and you said, “Sure, I’ll have sex with you—for twenty bucks.” Geez! For ...
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.
A fantasy story is a vacation to another world for the price of a sandwich.
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup.
