Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.
I'll never have a wedding. I don't want to marry just to do what everybody else is doing.
I just wasn't one of those girls who dreamt of her wedding day and the birth of her first child.
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.
I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.
I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I'd have to do is just turn the camera on and off.
When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.
I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if I'm a bridesmaid, which I've been lucky enough to be several times.
I've been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.
I really was about to pass out during my entire wedding. I just didn't know if I could marry anybody.
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
I thought people would think I only wanted to be an actor because my dad was, rather than because I had an innate calling.
Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
To have the National Rifle Association rule the United States of America is pathetic.
I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend Moon of the Unification Church. I wanted to understand this event, and the only way to understand it was to write about it.
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
I was never a girl who dreamed about what her wedding day would be like, but I've always dreamed about decorating my baby's nursery.
People ask if my parents are hippies, but they're actually very conservative. A girl called Rebel sang at their wedding, and that's where my name came from.
One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.
