And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?
Some Mistakes of MosesIt took a special kind of madness to try to be a pirate and a good man at the same time.
Seaborne #1: The Lost PrinceI got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.
So many chairs, and no time to sitShe said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.
The Titan's CurseI write for the same reason I eat chocolate - because it is, undeniably a compulsion.
'Twas a Dark and Delicious Christmas