Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy.
I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.
I belong, and my penis, it be long.
Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.
Twitter—up to the minute minute details.
advertising produces familiarity which produces sales
Engineering is a jeans and hoodie culture, and sales is more formal.
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.
A good ad which is not run never produces sales.
Your most important sale in life is to sell yourself to yourself.
I am a sale shopper. I love a discounted item.
Very rarely is there a spike in news-stand sales.
The well-satisfied customer will bring the repeat sale that counts.
I don't believe every download is a lost sale.
I love going to tag sales, to auctions.
Since the decline of record companies and music sales, I've always played live.
Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.
Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.
The pinnacle of every conversation is coming to the point.
I inherited my independence from my parents.
Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.