Quotes of: Sales Keyword

I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.

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I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.

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On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!

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You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.

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Sometimes I pretend I'm from the 19th century. Then I drive around and say, Wow! So this is what the future's like, huh?

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Thinking ahead is like remembering the future. How about that time we made love? I’ll bet it will be amazing.

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Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future.

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It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a gay bar? I was there to meet a woman, I think.

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Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those people for pissing on their religion.

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What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flattered that you’d think I am God.

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Farmers don’t picket government corruption, they picket fences. Let this be a lesson in love and the proper way to separate churlish and state.

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Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me's & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

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Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world know you're serious.

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The three of us met to discuss dinner over sandwiches, and I decided I liked them. The sandwiches, not the people. I hated those fucking people.

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Love rocks. Stones also rock. I wish I could scissors paper my way into your heart.

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The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying to do my part to help humanity.

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Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely out of trust, honesty, and in our case, wooden planks.

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Hungry and thirsty? Soup solves both problems at once. My love for you is starved and dehydrated, and all I need is one spoon.

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Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture.

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Shakespeare asked what’s in a name. Well, each of my clones won’t be named the same as me, but they’ll be me and just as sweet.

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When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.

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