I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?
This Book is Not FOR SALEIt takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWe all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to the public.
This Book is Not FOR SALETickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMoney’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMake your money make money: Buy a printing press and some blank currency paper.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThere’s money to be made with a name like Cash. I should print myself into popularity.
This Book is Not FOR SALEYou've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costume.
This Book is Not FOR SALEYeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit premature.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and licking out loudly.
This Book is Not FOR SALE