Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.
This Book is Not FOR SALECharity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t ask me why.
This Book is Not FOR SALEBeing a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep all to themselves.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy coffee cup didn’t come with a sleeve, but that’s OK, because I’m wearing a tank top.
This Book is Not FOR SALEA blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a comforter.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThe world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!
This Book is Not FOR SALELaughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.
This Book is Not FOR SALEFighting and dancing are kind of related. Especially if you dance with another man’s woman.
This Book is Not FOR SALEFor our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy date couldn’t make it to dinner, because at the last minute I backed down from asking her.
This Book is Not FOR SALE6 pm isn’t closer to noon than 6 am in reality, but mentally the difference is like night and day.
This Book is Not FOR SALE