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With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

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My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated.

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I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example of life imitating art.

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I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

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Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?

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I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is everywhere and in everything—especially love.

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Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I look more for the nudes.

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Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live there.

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I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching baseball.

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On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.

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You don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find out for yourself.

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My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.

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I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.

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A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.

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Love with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.

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I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

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I enjoy reading books by way of subtitles from the movies they got made into.

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Love, I wrote the book on it. Unfortunately, nobody would publish it, so I felt compelled to burn my manuscript.

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I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.

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Business idea: Merge a billiard table with a golf course, and make the pockets as deep as a typical politician's pants.

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I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of letters to be concerned with.

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