Quotes of: Sales Keyword

I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.

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Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.

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Anger is danger. Or at least 5/6th of it. That leaves 1/6th, if you want The D.

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It was a cover up. I could tell by the dust jacket.

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My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.

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It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.

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I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.

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I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.

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Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.

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On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.

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In flew influence, and out fluttered humility.

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Loneliness is the unloneliest feeling in the world, as everyone has experienced it.

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My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!

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I want to get even. I want to get even more money.

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It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.

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I love nature. It beats having to flush.

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I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.

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People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.

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My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.

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Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.

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Catholic, Episcopalian, I won’t have sects with you.

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