I don’t kind of like to be kind and like you—I love to be kind and love you.
This Book is Not FOR SALELIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in the image?
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf I say “No decision has been made,” it’s a lie—because I have decided to remain undecided.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by men I mean women.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf you forget your manners, you can always borrow mine. I won't be using them.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?
This Book is Not FOR SALEI asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!
This Book is Not FOR SALEI had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?
This Book is Not FOR SALEIt takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.
This Book is Not FOR SALE