Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhen I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhen anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).
This Book is Not FOR SALEYes, fruits and vegetables are healthy. But you want to know why I eat them? Revenge.
This Book is Not FOR SALEAs long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.
This Book is Not FOR SALESelling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’d collaborate with my clones, because I’m a team player who wants all the credit.
This Book is Not FOR SALEGrowing up, I went through an awkward stage. It lasted from birth to last Tuesday.
This Book is Not FOR SALE