Quotes of: Sales-tax Keyword

One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, where I “invest” my money.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

No matter how great you are, you could always be greater. Let this be a lesson in the need to lessen the size of your ego.

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If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love.

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You can’t even begin to fathom the amount of fucks I do not give about what you want.

This Love's Not for Sale

What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about that next time I do it.

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You can't be extinct if people aren't even aware you ever existed. I should know, because I don't know.

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There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year's annual Blindfold Convention. People always want to watch what they can’t watch.

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My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.

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I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.

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I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme coward.

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My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case, follow from the front.

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If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds.

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Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

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I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.

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Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.

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I give everybody my love, and therefore nobody gets my love. I’m freedy—free and greedy.

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Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point them in the right direction.

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Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones.

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Good friends are like appendages. It's painful to lose one, and crippling to lose two or more.

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People are more likely to like you if you treat them with respect and Linseed oil.

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I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.

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