Quotes of: Sales-tax Keyword

One couldn’t be selective when remembering the past. Ignore the turmoil, chaos and pain – and the truly great memories would not shine with such luster.

Memories For Sale

Quien alcanza su meta no es el que sale primero o el que maneja más rápido. Es el que comienza preparado sabiendo exactamente para dónde va.

Los Pilares de Tu Exito

That no man can truly imagine being happy and that's why happiness isn't for sale here.

Ship of Magic

Stories were a living thing. They changed to suit the teller or the times.

Prayers for Sale

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. But they weren’t. They were father/son/possible lovers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I make love like 1981, one year before I was born. That explains why all your orgasms are nonexistent.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’ve forgotten if I’m a member of the Remember Club, but the memory of my love for her will never fade.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I am the Vending Machine of Love. Exact change only. The price is 33.3 cents.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?  The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally finished.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example of life imitating art.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

This Book is Not FOR SALE