I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close the door.
This Book is Not FOR SALEBeing an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the middle child.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIs talking to your clone like talking to yourself, talking to someone else, both, or in the middle?
This Book is Not FOR SALECourage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chicken farmer.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.
This Book is Not FOR SALEExperience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's true.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIt’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the branches for dear summer.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThe truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI heard God in the silence. I recognized his voice precisely because it was inaudible.
This Book is Not FOR SALE