Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThis is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead.
This Book is Not FOR SALETo me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.
This Book is Not FOR SALEOf all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.
This Book is Not FOR SALE