I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritual.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a palindrome.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThere are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy advice: Give it to whoever they are for, before whoever they are gets wherever they are going.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goals.
This Book is Not FOR SALE