A tax-supported, compulsory educational system is the complete model of the totalitarian state.
The God of the MachineSome things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
Away from YouTaxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousBe wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.
Time Enough for Love